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marzphobia

a fear not marshal aka marz
this is marzphobia
by anonymous October 30, 2022
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Magaphobia

The fear or hatred of President Donald Trump, his supporters, opponents who don’t suffer from Trump Derrangement Syndrome, the United States, or western civilization. Symptoms include total disregard for facts, rock hard confirmation bias, dick size decrease, deeming Trump supporters bigots without evidence, defamation, anti-semitism, or advocating for unjust siezure of property, also known as socialism.
Trump supporter: I think we should lower the corporate tax rate so that it is not higher than China’s.

Don Lemmonhead: RACIST CLASSIST!

TS: I think we should make abortion illegal after the heartbeat is detectable.

DL: RASIST SEXIST!

TS: I think we should be able to keep our guns because gun violence has decreased by 46% in the time that gun ownership increased 51%.

DL: GENOCIDAL RACIST!

Narrator: this is magaphobia, Don Lemmonhead is a magaphobe and is magaphobic.
by King Conservative April 3, 2019
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Maskaphobia

Fear of what your first blind date with social distancing is going to look like without their face mask
The doctor said I’m suffering from Maskaphobia caused from my blind date removing their face mask
by Hailey Comet May 2, 2020
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MAGAphobia

I have MAGAphobia after Trump's last tweet!
by lincoln.abraham November 13, 2017
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Mariophobia

Mariophobia is most commonly known as the fear of Mario from the Super Mario Bros. series
Brad: When i was 3 i jumped on a kid by jumping on him while roleplaying as mario and a koopa.

Daniel: Damn, he's definatly paralised from that now.

Brad: yeah, he probably has Mariophobia too.
by heartqu4ke February 28, 2021
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gludius maximaphobia

the fear of the gludius maximus(butt,ass)
gludius maximaphobia is a serious problem for many people.
by wewewewewe September 15, 2007
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Mariphobic

A human who hates marites (a chismosa)
Im mariphobic
by Cho.gus.1993 May 23, 2022
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