Mardi Gras

The day before Ash Wednesday; the end of the Carnival season which begins on January 6. It's a public (and paid) holiday in New Orleans, so there's not really much to do after the parades. Of course, there is Bourbon Street, but only if you're a hopeless alcoholic, a complete loser, or a skank who is willing to show her breasts for Chinese plastic beads worth about twelve cents.

The day before is called Lundi Gras.

Man 1: "Dude, I waited until the night before Mardi Gras to go to New Orleans, because I didn't know that there's nothing to do the next day. Even the coffee shops were closed!"

Man 2: "You're an idiot."

by ebenezer booze August 1, 2012

mardi gras

a pagan holiday that's probably the origin of the first gay pride parade

it's like a gay pride parade/burning man festival/girl's gone wild anal-sex/cunnilingus parade

has something or other to do with Catholicism etc.

by it's very [Old Europe] February 8, 2005

Mardi Gras

In Australia, Mardi Gras is a celebration of the Gay Lesbian, Bisexual and Trangender community where they participate in a parade with floats that are flamboyant and often depict naked people. This parader celebrates the LGBT community and is often attended by straight people, supporting the community. Groups involved are the "Dykes on Bikes", PFLAG etc. This parade has alot of nakedness, mesh and plastic clothing.

Did you see that shirt he's wearing- definitely belongs at Mardi Gras

by Dimsims July 14, 2009

mardi gras

Fat Tuesday, the day before Lent.

A term for the festival held in rio de jenairo

A street parade for gay men and women

"We're going to the Mardi Gras, baby"

by mofo February 29, 2004

mardi gras

A really terrible mood, extremely angry or upset

Don't go near Steve, someone pranged his car in Tesco's car park and he's in a mardi gras!

by kd05 December 28, 2005

mardi gras

also known as 'fat tuesday' or the day before 'ash wednesday': the day that marks the christian fasting period known as lent. a time for blacking out, absolute debauchery, and degenerate behavior. if you can remember what was done during mardi gras, you didn't celebrate it right. the showing of tits for beads is part of such tradition.

mardi gras is just like any other weekend but with more tits

by susanfux February 15, 2018

Mardi Gras Juice

n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.

Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.

That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.

by The Slow Kid July 8, 2006