Where kids drink in the woods by the police station and there moms get fucked by their husbands best friends
Jeff - “Im going to marblehead tonight bobby for a donkey punch with a milf
Bobby - “hell yea man hit her good”
Bobby - “hell yea man hit her good”
by Gimmethepussyboss February 15, 2020
A coastal town in Massachusetts notorious for rude residents, snobby yuppies, bad drivers, and very expensive everything. Marblehead has a reputation for having a very large teen drinking problem, often stinking of mary jane, a lousy school system, and roving gangs of foul-mouthed 11 year olds. Upon entering Marblehead, you'll notice the town attractions including: Not being able to park anywhere, your car being vandalized, 9 year olds bumming for tobacco, 15 year olds harrassing you outside of 7/11, and the summer Arts Festival in July. If you are interested in visiting Marblehead, please stick your head in a sandbox and take a deep breath in. You will be spared the horrible nightmare that is Marblehead.
People will willingly hit kids on bikes and laugh about it. It happens regularly.
Also, the same (x) amount of families have lived there for ever, and hardly anyone goes in or out. Marblehead is an inbred hick-town disguised as a upper-middle class suburb.
And yes, there are also a large number of unreported incest cases.
Also, the same (x) amount of families have lived there for ever, and hardly anyone goes in or out. Marblehead is an inbred hick-town disguised as a upper-middle class suburb.
And yes, there are also a large number of unreported incest cases.
by TheMheadMagician May 05, 2011
A place that is better than Chester, New Hampshire. Also known as: A place that is WAY better than Chester, NH.
Oh, and of course, the place with so much to do when you are sober that you never need to get drunk or high but all the rich bitches do anyway. :D
Oh, and of course, the place with so much to do when you are sober that you never need to get drunk or high but all the rich bitches do anyway. :D
I hate living in the sticks, so I o\go to Marblehead and make fun of the rich preppy kids that get EVERYTHING they want and hang out with the cool kids that still get everything they want but don't want that much, so in turn are not as stuck up.
:D
:D
by OmgIhatechestersomuch. November 29, 2009
Very rich upper class town where everybody gets high and crashes their parents BMW into houses. The snotty kids in school complain about their alowences and how they only have an xbox ps3 psp wii,etc. Marblehead is so undiverse that they actuly have to truck in their black kids from Boston. Everyday at the highschool kids will go hang out by the gate smoke/get high then go rob richdales.
by pseudonyms r gay 4 life June 17, 2011
A marblehead mom is a woman who resides in the wealthy town of marblehead. While they may seem nice on the outside, they are very judgemental creatures on the inside. They spend thousands of dollars on private schools for their kids, go to yoga almost every day, and spends a ton of money on shoes, coffee, and just about everything else, even though they don't have a job.
-Did hear those women gossiping at yoga today? They must be marblehead moms.
-I was waiting in line at Starbucks when the {marblehead mom in front of me got mad at the barista because she didn't spell her name correctly.
-I was waiting in line at Starbucks when the {marblehead mom in front of me got mad at the barista because she didn't spell her name correctly.
by Diane White April 10, 2019
Marblehead High School is a school with a stupid curriculum and a board that does not care about students' education. They place learning about synthetic division over learning about how the economy and banks work. The school won't purchase new toner for the copiers, so teachers are left without copies of note outlines for students. People in Marblehead pay property taxes/taxes that should go to the school system, yet it does not seem like that is happening. Marblehead is rated as a good school system, but it is surprising.
Adult: What are you learning in school?
Student: Synthetic division
Adult: Oh, you must go to Marblehead High School. I've never heard of that in my entire life, and I am a manager of a very successful company!
Student: Synthetic division
Adult: Oh, you must go to Marblehead High School. I've never heard of that in my entire life, and I am a manager of a very successful company!
by SummerTravel May 11, 2011
It might be a good idea to wear a mask after Donald Trump caught COVID-19.
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!
by Beat Service October 03, 2020