manscraping

the itchy feeling one gets when hair removed by means of manscaping begins to grow back

"My balls are manscraping, from that damned manscaping!"

by Master Pita November 6, 2006

man strap

synonymn for jockstrap

Hey dude your new 'man strap' really shows off your assets!

by RICKY SHOFFELBERGER April 20, 2005

Mantrap

A woman's vagina

Her mantrap smelled oddly like curry.

Poor Bob, he never should have gone anywhere near her dirty mantrap.

by jay51 June 6, 2013

Manstrange

A word used to describe male genitalia

Dylan was all up in James’s manstrange at their picnic last Saturday

by Strangetame20 October 14, 2020

manstrating

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

manscraping

(a.k.a., manscaping): the philosophy and practice that men should destroy natural manifestations of their masculinity by shaving, clipping, depilating, lasering, or otherwise desecrating the hair of pubes, pits, chests, legs, etc., in a misguided attempt to appear more like pre-pubescent boys for the gratification of old pervs and/or domineering women; the psychological equivalent of castration.

Manscraping: My buddy told me his girl wouldn't go down on him until he manscraped his pubes. What a castrating bitch!

Manscraping: Coach told all the guys on the team they had to manscrape their pits if they wanted to play. What a perv!

by SteveXS January 20, 2012