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Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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Manslinger

A "Manslinger" is a woman who dates/sleeps with many men, she's in control, she calls the shots, and she walks when she wants to (which is frequently). A Manslinger doesn't cling. She leaves the boys breathless and hanging, and it never takes long....her motto is "When you gotta go, you gotta go," and makes no apologies.
"That Manslinger's got the attention span of a gnat when it comes to the dick in her life. Just when a guy starts to get comfortable ... BAM! They're gone!"
by Gatosgirl February 10, 2010
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Assistant Managing Editor (AME)

An individual working on a journal (often a Law Review) that does excellent work but can be catty/judgy.
AME: Did you see that guy? He looks like Jabba the Hutt?

Girl: Why you gotta be so catty?

Guy: Because he's an Assistant Managing Editor (AME).
by legalshenanigans August 21, 2014
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Manscaping

When men groom themselves in a very thorough and complete manner.
Shaving, waxing, nose hair picking, shopping, "men makeuping"
"Where's your date?"

"He's still manscaping upstairs."

"Does he wax?

"Yes. Ugh..."
by Dolores Neveer June 6, 2014
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massaging

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed
My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.
by Annagu14 April 22, 2016
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manslaving

When a female under goes the process of making a man her bitch. Does not have to be in a sexual way.
"What do you gotta' do today?"
"Help my girlfriend move."
"She's totally manslaving you."
by Dryw October 24, 2004
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Mansacking

Mansack, mansacking, or mansacked. An event in which a man runs up to another man, usually an individual they dislike, grabs their balls and twists them, and then runs away.
"Hey, that's Jerry. I hate Jerry. Should I pull an epic prank and start mansacking him?"
by DeepFrying November 1, 2018
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