boy1(mansaphilliac): that mansaf looks so goodd id fuck the shit out of it i just wanna eat every single bit of it till my stomach explodes then i jack off to it
boy 2: this is grandmas funeral dinner leave now u mansaphilliac piece of shit
boy1: *proceeds to eat all of it and piss ok her grave*
boy 2: this is grandmas funeral dinner leave now u mansaphilliac piece of shit
boy1: *proceeds to eat all of it and piss ok her grave*
by mansaf god February 17, 2021
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Get the Mandaean mug.Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.
Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.
Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.
Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist
There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.
Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.
Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist
There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008
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It can also be defined as a man's perspective on any topic related to men.
It can also be defined as a man's perspective on any topic related to men.
Nicole: My new boyfriend said he would call last night and he didn't. If he really liked me, I think he would have called. Keane, I need the manspective.
Keane: Ahh, not sure. He probably went out for a beer with the guys and left his phone in the car to charge or more likely, his phone was dead.
Nicole: well, he does play a lot of games on that new phone he got...
Keane: Ahh, not sure. He probably went out for a beer with the guys and left his phone in the car to charge or more likely, his phone was dead.
Nicole: well, he does play a lot of games on that new phone he got...
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