Manopause

Male equivalent of menopause. Symptoms include hot flushes, reduced testerone.

I have manopause.

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.

"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"

by Bstephen December 8, 2017