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MARTITUDE

"MARTITUDE" is the false belief that you "Rock". In actual fact it is a complete parody of the person using the word.

See Also: Sarcasm
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
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mackitude

flirting, to go into extreme mack mode or a certain level of macking hard on an individual.
Dick went into extreme mackitude on Jane.

Spongebob gets full mackitude underwater style from Sandy Squirrel which eventually leads to baller kama sutra status.

Tommy wants full mackitude with Chuckie's step-sister Kimi, but would be violating The Bro Code Article 19: "A bro shall not sleep with another bro’s sister."

Luigi failed to reach mackitude, after his brother Mario boned up Princess Peach.
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manitude

when a guy throws a hissy fit and/or has serios attitude
girl: *laughing with friends*
guy: "shut up!"
girl: "gee wiz, what's up with the manitude?"
by duckquackmoo March 14, 2008
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Magnitude

1. Size; extent; dimensions: to determine the magnitude of an angle.

2. Great importance or consequence: affairs of magnitude.

3. Greatness of size or amount.

4. Moral greatness: magnitude of mind.

5. Astronomy.

In mathematics:

- Magnitude (mathematics), the relative size of a mathematical object.
- Magnitude (vector), a term for the size or length of a vector.
- Scalar (mathematics), a quantity defined only by its magnitude.
- Euclidean vector, a quantity defined by both its magnitude and its direction.
- Order of magnitude, the class of scale having a fixed value ratio to the preceding class.

In astronomy:

- Magnitude (astronomy), a measure of brightness and brightness differences used in astronomy.
- Apparent magnitude, the apparent brightness of a celestial object as observed from Earth.
- Absolute magnitude, the brightness of a celestial object corrected to a standard luminosity distance.
- Photographic magnitude, the brightness of a celestial object corrected for photographic sensitivity, symbol mpg
- Magnitude of eclipse or geometric magnitude, the size of the eclipsed part of the Sun during a solar eclipse or the Moon during a lunar eclipse.

As an earthquake unit of measure:

- Richter magnitude scale,a measure of the energy of an earthquake.
- Moment magnitude scale, an alternative to the Richter scale for measuring earthquakes.
- Hence, ' things by removal ' may be one way of explaining perceptible magnitudes qua lengths.

- You cannot visit the Eden Project without being amazed at the sheer magnitude of it all.

- There is a great increase in the number and magnitude of earthquakes, many centered in the localities of the wars and fighting.
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mangletude

A term including the values of both the angle and magnatude of a vector such as the bearing and distance.
this term can be used in navagation engineering or similar.
tell me the mangletude to the nearest pub
by james whiting October 4, 2005
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Maniture

furniture unique to man before he has a significant other. aka, bachelor furniture, worn in, old, etc.
"You need to get rid of Jordan's old beat up, 80's style, fart smelling, cigarette burnt maniture before you move in with him."
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Martitude

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising
With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude
by martin March 23, 2003
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