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Manfred Mann

A talentless South-African "music" artist.
His voice is guaranteed to scare every homophobe on the planet, and that's with good reason. His lyrical capabilities are at most "kindergarten" stage. Meaningless, annoying, repetitive, and with his voice on top, it sound like a cat in a grinder. He succesfully managed to fuck up some of the best songs in music history with his annoying covers and sqeeky voice.
Manfred Mann
"Blinded by the light, revved up like a Deuce in the middle of the night"

Repeat for 6 minutes, and you pretty much have the whole song.
by hyp0crisy_88 March 15, 2010
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Manfred Mann

1. A moderately popular English rock band from the 1960s.
2. The keyboardist (not vocalist) in said band. He now leads his own solo band known as his "Earth Band."
"I love Manfred Mann"

"The band or the person?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
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Manfred Monday

The day on the 15th of April where we honour curly greasy hair, sweater vests, stained pants which are too large for you. God bless you
person 1: omg happy Manfred Monday!!
person 2: happy Manfred Monday, I love the greasy hair.

person 3: your hair is so greasy, so Manfred Monday of you!!
person 4: I know right!
by emeryyhearts April 15, 2024
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Rob Manfred

Commissioner of Major League Baseball and an all around faggot. Decided to get MLB involved in politics by removing the All Star Game from Atlanta due to a law passed by the Georgia state legislature. Decided not to punish the Houston Astros after they won a World Series via cheating. Decided to have 7 inning double headers and a runner on 2nd in the 10th inning starting with the 2020 season. Sucks off the owners and fucks over the players any chance he can get. Will probably cause a strike shortened season in 2022 because he's such a flaming piece of hot garbage.
"Hey, remember when Rob Manfred took the All Star Game away from Atlanta!?" - Baseball fan
"Yeah! I had tickets to go too! I was looking forward to it, and he took it away due to a law passed by the state of Georgia that we had no control over!" - Braves fan
"Yeah that was some weak shit, who would do that?" - Baseball fan
"Yeah, and then the Braves went out and won the fucking World Series and that faggot Manfred had to give us the World Series trophy and all the Braves fans booed him in Houstin! Haha! Fuck Rob Manfred!" - Braves fan
by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022
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to pull a manfred

when your picking up all of your stuff to go home and live with your parents.
to pull a manfred being defined
he pulled a manfred
what did he move home to his parents?
yes
by petter Jørgensen July 7, 2019
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The dirty manfred

Reading the Bible aloud while inserting a ferret in one's asshole... So I gave them the dirty manfred
I told those philistines to shut up while I demonstrate "the dirty manfred"
by Mat kissell November 30, 2023
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The dirty Manfred

The act of reading aloud from the bible while inserting a live ferret in one's asshole
So I told them shut up or I'll show you the " the dirty Manfred"
by Mat kissell November 30, 2023
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