Miss Mandarina

The act by which a man strips completely naked, tucks his penis between his legs (aka mangina), and performs ballet moves. This is typically done in front of an audience of only other dudes.

Dude! Brian got wasted and did a Miss Mandarina in front of everyone at the party! WTF!

by tacosaladday January 28, 2009

Manatizzle

Cutest thing to swim in the whole dang ocean! They like to eat grass, and are often the center of inside jokes amongst fruit punch water fountains.

"BOY does Kristian LOVEEEE manatizzles. Has them swimming in his heart, the silly boy does."

by manatizzle November 16, 2009

Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.

Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.

by wvshrk April 14, 2010

tokyo mandarin

The act of a male giving a female oral sex, while said female evacuates fecal-matter from her rectum.

she shoved me into the girls bathroom, and i gave her a Tokyo Mandarin .

by orebs January 22, 2018

Mandarin

Mandarin is the official language of China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, etc. It is wrong to call it Chinese, because there is another language in China, called Cantonese. They are not dialects of the invented "Chinese" language, but languages themselves. In China, there are many languages, Chinese Languages, but only one is official, and it is called Mandarin or "Putonghua".

Ezekiel: Hey, Luca! Where are you going?
Luca: Well, I'm going to my Mandarin lessons, so, I've gotta leave you 'cause I'm late!

by Ezechiel January 22, 2007

mandizzle

this fiendish thingy.

characteristics:
-easy bully target
-loves kyle
-will embarrass them self at all times.
-casucasian
-will take up your locker
-will say "this is awkward" at awkward moments
-'omgzz, i love "wish you were here"'
-will write the lyrics to last train EVERYWHERE.
-kinda of a pedo
-doormat
-pansy
-my number one fan.

mandizzle sits next to me at pre-cal.

by flowersinyourwindow December 17, 2008

echo mandarin

Code word for ejaculating on a person's face

Let's echo mandarin that bitch together.

by Jimbo Manny and Dino December 17, 2008