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Mancake

Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM
Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.
by Bonedoggg October 13, 2008
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mancake

Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.
Zac Efron's overly matte complexion has started rumours he's a fan of the mancake.
by J. J. K. November 26, 2007
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A pancake at Denny's, IHOP, or any other breakfast chain, that a minimum-wage, unhappy, employee has defiled with his semen.
"Dude I went to Denny's with my mates the other morning and I think they served me mancakes."

"It's great working at IHOP because I get to serve these douchebags mancakes without them even knowing it."
by TheLongestVeiniestClitoris October 18, 2011
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While admiring a particularly large pancake: 'It's a man... it's a mancake.'
by Snoppy5 September 26, 2007
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mancakes

A Man with either an unimpressional physique or sculpted body with no pecs. Most likely a geekish man with a boney body and a completely flat chest. That chest is known as his "mancakes"
"Tommys been workin' out 5 days a week, like 2 months ago, he's ripped, but he still got them mancakes though."
by rukus razor March 7, 2007
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Very sexy men. Often preceded by "Mysteriously Masked..."
I want to be whisked away by some mysteriously masked mancakes!
by Gawan King August 11, 2006
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Mancake

-Not a boyfriend but Not a hookup either some where in the middle like a pancake under the syrup but over the platee

-Weiner=
"Hey where's you mancake cakee at?"

"yo you want a slicee of my mancakke?"
by Kennen February 20, 2009
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