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Mancunian

A fine person who was born in or currently resides in the most majestic city of Manchester.

Unfortunately, they live not 40 miles away from the utter bastard scum of Liverpool but in their brilliance, continue to prosper as the Capital of the North, even if the scousers come up the East Lancs to nick more tyres.
"Yeah I'm Mancunian you scouse cunt? Eh!!! Where you goin? That's right you fucker, run away!"
by LiverLover December 28, 2004
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manceptionist

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
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Genuine Mancunian

Somebody who was actually born in Manchester or lives in the city.

Manchester United Fans from London usually pretend that they are in some way related to Manchester and acuse Manchester City fans (who are in most cases actually residents of the afore mentioned city) of being 'stupid, fucking inbred wankers' because their vocabulary doesn't really extend much further.

A Genuine Mancunian realises that Manchester United aren't actually a Manchester team at all, while Manchester City are firmly at home within the boundaries of the actual city itself...
A dark, rainy day in London... "Go up the apple and pears and fetch us a hint of queer, me old cocker, son... Glory Glory Trafford United!"!
by LiverLover March 3, 2005
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mancunt

A man's asshole. Every man's got an asshole, so every man's got a mancunt. In common speech, can be shortened to cunt.
Dude 1: My date stuck her finger in my mancunt when I fucked her yesterday.

Dude 2: Just one?

Dude 1: Yeah. My cunt's tight.

Dude 2: My girl does me with two or three fingers.

Dude 1: She only do that when you're fuckin her?

Dude 2: No. Anytime. She plays with my asscunt like I play with her pussy.
by Jock Walt September 24, 2011
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Mancursion

An adventure trip that men take.
We are going on a camping mancursion in the mountains. No girls allowed!
by hterenz June 18, 2010
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Mancuniphile

A person who greatly admires or favours Manchester (England), and all things Mancunian.
John is a passionate Mancuniphile.
by umwp October 25, 2011
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El Mancuso

Spanish for “the Mongoose.” Sweaty, small feliform carnivorans native to southern Eurasia, mainland Africa and New York.
Damn, el Mancuso looking extra sweaty today.
by Oxford-Merriam-Webster February 25, 2019
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