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load management

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.
LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.
by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019
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Project Manager

Somone who uses endless buzz words and centres their existance around a load of paperwork, meetings, conference calls and turning every task, no matter how small, into an epic display of verbal and written diarrhea. Jobs that once needed a sensible tradeperson or two, now need to be a project with a project manager. They sit between the workers and management and are very good at being on the side of whoever they are talking to and ensuring that they are never in the same room as both workers and management. Commanding huge amounts of money, they are gifted in prolonging everything.
"I think we need to change the tap washer in the toilet because its leaking but there may be some issue with finding the stop tap and if too much torque is applied we could snap the fitting and all get drowned. Better get a bank loan to employ a Project Manager to make sure that doesn't happen"
by Projectman December 18, 2011
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manager's special

Ejaculating on someone before you fire them.
Justin if you dont get your bitch ass to work im going to give you a manager's special.
by Trooperholman Sr March 24, 2012
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Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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Managerment

In a work setting, managerment is the process of managing one's manager, rather than doing one's job. Normally implies that a manager is incompetent or otherwise unable to fulfill their tasks, (i.e. is prone to panicked outburst that require employees to calm them or otherwise do their job for them).
My manager is so incompetent, I spend more time working on managerment than I do on my job!"
by Doktor_J April 26, 2011
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Manaries

A variation on the word mammaries, so it can be applied to males with breasts.
"Whoaahh, check out Johnny Vegas' manaries, they're f*cking huge!"
by ThisIsMySeriousFace January 9, 2008
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step manager

Similar to "Step sis" or "step bro". Step manager in terms is a manager who indeed you want to bang.
Step manager!! I am stuck in the register. HELP!!
by Peeeach96 November 11, 2020
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