rocket man

a sexual act of "double-fisting" a female with two handfuls of "pop rocks" and releasing them inside of the vaginal canal.

man 1: Dude i totally rocket manned Cindy last night!

man 2: how did that work out?

man 1: her vagina is still fizzling and popping!!

man 2: awesome!

by chingadingaling April 28, 2009

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I'm not listening to rocket man

An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment.

Josh: Yohann, what you up to?
Yohann: I'm not listening to rocket man

by Chris Mickleham December 25, 2008

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rocket man

A homosexual. Coined by Elton John in song of the same name.

I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

by Jose Dumburger February 11, 2005

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rocket man

a dude who pwns bad-guys one way or another and flies with a jetpack

rocketman just pwnd that nazi

by rocketman_2004 August 29, 2005

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A cross dressing male who prefers K-9 penis in place of lip gloss. This practice is know to be a health hazard. The larger or more aggressive the K-9 the greater the health risk (i.e.- facial scars). This name was coined due to the fact that when a male K-9 becomes "excited" his penis will rocket out and become exposed allowing the man to apply it to his lips.

Donnie was caught doing the rocket man last night and will never be able to show is face again.

by Security915 July 7, 2012

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