malparido

A Spanish word that literally means "miscarried" ("malparto" means "miscarriage"), but is often used as an insult.
In practical usage, it is very similar to the English "bastard", seeing how the Spanish term "bastardo" is seldom if ever used as an insult by native speakers and means, very literally, an illegitimate child.
Call someone "miscarried" in English, or "bastardo" in Spanish, and they'll look at you funny. Call them a "malparido" or a "bastard" and they will take offense.

Ese flaco es un malparido del orto
(Literal: That guy is miscarried through the a**)
(Paraphrased: That guy is one rat bastard)

by Ian Sean Montgomery February 14, 2007

madtard

of or relating to being extremly mad and stupid at the same time thus being madly retarded

Mr. Smith, "IT WON'T WORK, THE DOOR IS LOCKED. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
Jake, "Look, just turn the handle, you madtard..."

by Yet another Daniel Nielsen January 18, 2009

malarky

Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive

This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?

by Amy April 8, 2003

Mactard

Apple device user who believes doggedly in the superiority of anything produced by Apple but lacks any actual technical knowledge. Mactards have no idea how computers actually work and eventually lose all ability to operate even the most rudimentary technological devices because they lack Apple's look-and-feel.

Friend 1: Why is the TV still on?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?

by slickenstein February 7, 2010

malparkage

Parking badly
Parking in a place where it does not belong.

"My neighbourhood is full of malparkage."

by Kris H. December 10, 2003

malarkygarchy

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.

--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.

by captainquirk January 1, 2012

Maltaxic

A man who loves and protects his family. A man who cares about his fans. He is one of the kindest people ever. He is the most positive person I’ve ever know.He is humble and tells us to keep our heads up when we are feeling down. A person that’s gonna change the world one day. A man named Benji. I love you Benji. I wish I could’ve supported you a little bit more and I’m sorry.

Team Maltaxic and Whale Gang forever

Love Nina❤️

Benji aka Maltaxic

by Itsmeeninaaa March 25, 2019