mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

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Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face

Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”

by Studentwatchesporn December 10, 2021

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fish mallet

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 28, 2007

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Gutter Mallet

Gutter: Repulsive, Nasty and Embarrassing
Mallet: Destroys, Demolishes and Crushes

Bitty brought out the Gutter Mallet

by Bittyrock August 20, 2012

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Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.

The Game, Moisty's Mallet

EG.

Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'

by Cammers November 3, 2008

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