Nostalgia Malignancy

When you annoy your children and others with exaggerated stories of your own childhood.

Bragging about how you walked five miles to school in two feet of snow, uphill both ways, is nothing but nostalgia malignancy.

by BayLeaves June 11, 2021

malignant neoplasm

noun. any unexpected cell group discovered to be present within the body thus causing in it's host the knee-jerk reaction "Cut that fucking inhomogeneous mass out of me now!" and further, the life-altering experience of "fighting for ones life" through questioning theology, human existence and the philosophical mind-body relationship.
also known as malignant tumor.

Girl, "Honey, what did the doctor say?"
Boyfriend, "It's an inhomogeneous malignant neoplasm, dear. There is some amorphous mass growing inside me and living off me."

by angry girlfriend April 6, 2006

Malignant Cunt Lougie

Someone who is such an asshole you have to doubt they are actually the product of sperm and egg. You might begin to wonder if they are infact a cunt lougie that started to multiply like a cancer, but somehow still ended up with 2 arms 2 legs and a head.

You are worse than shit. You are a malignant cunt Lougie.

by KarenClutterbuck October 2, 2021

Malignant Narcissism

Oh? You did a study to confirm the thing that I saw with my naked eye? And I was CORRECT AGAIN? Hohohohoho! I got them good brains baby! At a correlation of .6 no less!?

Hym "Hooooooooooo-MAN! Look at all this malignant narcissism I saw years before the most accomplished psychologist on the planet! Wow I must be some kind of genius! Great job me! Wooooooooo!"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023

Maligning

If generational trauma effects the present, why are the Jews doing better than the other people with generational trauma?

Hym "Because we are more militant about preventing people from socially maligning the Jews than we are about preventing people from maligning other groups. And when people get militant about allowing OTHER GROUPS from being socially and economically maligned they're called 'woke' and they're framed as a existential moral threat and further maligned. The main religion of the country is derivative of the Jewish religion by exactly 1 single order of magnitude which makes the derivative groups more likely to cooperate. We also can see the relationship between the Palestinians and Israelis how the Jews treat people with different sets of ideological presuppositions. Artificially impoverished, socially maligned, and subsidiarity. Is there a version of reality where the Palestinians become more economically prosperous than the Jews? Not if the Jews can do anything to stop them. Which they can and will. But that's just one example. Look at Kanye West. The shit he said about the 'Jewish media' was fairly benign. Cancelled. What happens if you say anything about 'Black culture?' If anything it's wrong for the to try and do it because that would be 'cancel culture.' The Jews are treated better and defended more. Just like fat-cocks! It's funny though... All it took was some support for 'non-western ideologies' for the conservatives to turn 'woke' overnight."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

malignant

Describes somethwing very evil and dangerous. For example, a tumour can be malignant when incurable.

Gift: That Fufu I just ate was malignant on my stomach!
Present: Isnt It!

by ilovefufu232323 July 28, 2024

Malign male hyperplasia

When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.

Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.

Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.

Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.

by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017