Mald

When a bald man doesn't get his mount in World of Warcraft he may shout a phrase showing the mald phase has begun.
ex.
"Dogshit ass game dood" "Man what the fuck dood" "smashes head against keyboard* FUCK" "Cock ass"

bald man: uses a mald phrase
Someone: asmonMALD

by Sperglord of Draenor December 4, 2020

Mald

The words Mad and bald put together. Someone who is Mald is either a mad and bald person, or a person who is Mad about being bald, and is therefore taking their frustration out on others.

Mike: Ha! Nice hair bro
John: Dude shut up, they shaved my head while I was sleeping you should have stopped them.
Mike: Why are you blaming me for you having too many drinks and passing out? You're so Mald.

by Yozaru November 9, 2011

malding

When someone is so mad they start balding.

xQc is malding while playing Overwatch

by BulletDragon July 9, 2019

malding

Someone that is getting so mad, that he starts balding.

holy shit, xQc is malding over Overwatch rn

by DoggyKing November 21, 2020

malding

Someone that is getting so mad, he starts balding.

xQc is usually malding by playing Overwatch.

by DoggyKing November 21, 2020

Malding

The act in which someone is angry and balding.

Xavier Quentin Chad is Malding. Just look at his 90 degree hairline PepeLaugh

by SoloPrestige August 25, 2019

Malding

A person who is mad and balding at the same time

Matthew Rinaudo is malding PepeLaugh

by Axiun June 22, 2019