malakianism 

1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.

I think I'm converting to Malakianism.

malakianism by lucy123 October 22, 2003

malakia 

The act of masturbation

Molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.

Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.

malakia by Malakas May 20, 2004

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex

An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex owns you with a capital P.

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex by SugarSpider July 28, 2008

Malakiya 

She has a good heart , no matter what she go through she still lift her head up and keep going , and everybody love her because she so sweet and cute

Mya - Hey it’s that Malakiya

Stacy - Omg yeah

Malakiya by Malakiya July 10, 2018

malakian 

The only one who know what to do with a guitar of the other people who think they know what to do with a guitar

Never say "i know play guitar" when Daron Malakian is walking on the earth.

malakian by sweetguy July 27, 2006

malakianism 

The ultimate religion.

Where do I sign up??

malakianism by HIMinion May 10, 2005

malakian 

the greatest sexiest guitar playing god with the sexiest voice/smile/eyes/body/ass/ect. to ever walk this wretched earth.

*sigh* daron...

malakian by pyro pixie November 12, 2003