We don’t know who let a monkey in the kitchen but it made mac and cheese with tuna in it. Named it MaKaroni
by Rampa1ge October 5, 2021
Get the MaKaroni mug.Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
by captainquirk January 1, 2012
Get the malarkygarchy mug.Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito
Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is trash
by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020
Get the Malaria mug.Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008
Get the Surely Marlarkey mug.Fictitious Russian terrorist in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. You shoot up an airport with him, and just as you think you're gonna get off scott free, he shoots you and America gets blamed for it and the war between America and Russia starts.
It's also a Russian handgun that isn't used so much anymore
It's also a Russian handgun that isn't used so much anymore
Makarov: Remember-No Russian
by Giant Midgets November 22, 2009
Get the Makarov mug.Michael Herron, whoever told you that is wrong. That's a load of malarki!
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OMM! He just stole that car!
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OMM! He just stole that car!
by lolpwnzorloler December 28, 2007
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(Pistolet Makarov Modified)
The Makarov is a handgun developed in 1947 for the new 9x18mm Makarov cartridge. Loosely based on the German Walther PPK, The Soviet Union adopted this pistol for their military to replace the Tokerov Pistols after World War II. Practically all Soviet-Bloc countries were issued the Makarov pistol. The Russia recently replaced the Makarov with the Yarygin PYa.
The Makarov pistol is considered the most affordable reliable handgun at about $180. Though Russia does not manufacture Makarovs anymore, they are still produced in Bulgaria. The 9x18mm cartridge is shorter than the more common 9mm Parabellum (9x19mm Luger) found in the United States. Though some 9mm Parabellum cartrides have been cutshort and used in Makarovs (not recommended), a true 9mm Makarov bullet is closer to 9.2mm than 9mm.
9mm Makarov travels aproximately 1050fps up to 1200
9mm Parabellum travels aproximately 1135fps up to 1300
(Pistolet Makarov Modified)
The Makarov is a handgun developed in 1947 for the new 9x18mm Makarov cartridge. Loosely based on the German Walther PPK, The Soviet Union adopted this pistol for their military to replace the Tokerov Pistols after World War II. Practically all Soviet-Bloc countries were issued the Makarov pistol. The Russia recently replaced the Makarov with the Yarygin PYa.
The Makarov pistol is considered the most affordable reliable handgun at about $180. Though Russia does not manufacture Makarovs anymore, they are still produced in Bulgaria. The 9x18mm cartridge is shorter than the more common 9mm Parabellum (9x19mm Luger) found in the United States. Though some 9mm Parabellum cartrides have been cutshort and used in Makarovs (not recommended), a true 9mm Makarov bullet is closer to 9.2mm than 9mm.
9mm Makarov travels aproximately 1050fps up to 1200
9mm Parabellum travels aproximately 1135fps up to 1300
by GunCat February 21, 2004
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