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Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
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Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
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mantabulistic

its means something wonderful involving a man
The Matrix was one mantabulistic movie! ex.2 All of us are into Incubus's mantabulistic sond!
by natalie July 15, 2003
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matabalism

What is matabalism? Shape
by The Oxford dictionary associat February 2, 2018
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Mattabolism

A serious health issue that causes huge weight gain over time. It also causes chronic flatulence and shitting multiple times a day and heavy lead deposits in the ass causing very slow movement. This condition is often accompanied by a micro penis, heavy deposits of shit in the rear area of the underwear caused by pressurized air explosions passing by fecal matter inside the ass and an inability to reach the areas of the body the need to be cleaned after a bowl movement.

Long term side affects include,

High blood pressure
Heart attack
Swelling of the anal glands
Hemorrhoids
Herpes
hpv
HIV
Syphilis
Homosexuality
Unsatisfied sexual need that results in the patient making multiple attempts to force himself upon the same or opposite sex to satisfy those desires.

(Clinical research has not been able establish if this disease causes sexual frustration or sexual frustration occurs from the micro penis and strong odors of shit from the propelled fecal matter caking up on the buttock and underwear with each movement)
Chris: hey Jeff will you please watch over my family after I’m gone?

Jeff: WTF?
Chris: I was diagnosed with mattabolism. I’m gonna take a 12 gauge and blow my fucking brains out.

Jeff: o shit!!!! Yea I will buddy I understand. If you puss out I’ll do it for you. So you don’t have to suffer.

Jake: I overheard........... So can I fuck your wife after your gone?

Chris: well FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Iphistagash February 23, 2020
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Maitane

Maitane is the best girl you can ever meet. She is creative, happy and likes to speak her mind. If you are looking for a great friend that always is going to be for you, Maitane is what your liking for! She may have sad days but always with a big smile! She may be your dream girl! With her eyes she can say everything! Also, creative and smart. If you meet her you will never forget her...
X: oh, who is her?

Y: what, you don’t know her? She is Maitane!
by Maitane November 22, 2021
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matabachas

"Usa la matabachas o te quemas."

Use the roach clip or you'll burn yourself.
by matabachas March 26, 2009
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