mailman

A person with few sperm because he (or in some strange instances, she) mastubates to much to their best friends mom, or dad.

Dax is a maleman, why? because he thinks terry's mom is hot.

by The Dutch Dictionary October 01, 2003

Mailmanning

Delivering mail.

Sid was mailmanning late tonight because of all the last minute packages sent.

by Brokendiehl January 12, 2019

MailMan

A small bloke of around 1 inch tall who wears huge white MailPants and a huge brown MailBag. He runs around a gay messenger servive and is gay

1. Oh my God, it's MailMan!

by Jezz February 13, 2004

fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

Mailman fucker

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

by pfc. Snowball January 14, 2009

egging the mailman

code, means to masturbate

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"

by Ryan000 June 03, 2007

Mailman Legs

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis

"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"

by UAlreadyKnowNiqua April 28, 2015