Magpie

a person who takes your problem, issue , or situation, and owns it as theirs.

This person turns it to somehow affecting them, and will broadcast it as widely as required in order to get the desired level of sympathy. A magpie will even sacrifice friendships to maintain her/his position.
person 1: have you heard about Jane and Sally losing their cat?

person 2: yeah, and Anna loved that cat but Jane and Sally didn't tell her, she has to find out from Bob.

person 1: Oh Anna is being such a magpie...

person 2: well, they should've told her!
by grit poit February 20, 2010
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Magpie

1. One who never shuts up, and snitches on others.
Jim Harris was a magpie, when he found out his sister was drunk, he told his parents.
by Roberto March 10, 2003
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Magpie

Somebody who talks like a bird and doesn't shut up! They tend to talk fast and loud!!! They also are hard to understand, due to the fact that the sound that comes from their voicebox is more or less like a Raven!!
"My sister went into a magpie mode when I confronted her on inpersonating me when she was stopped by a peace officer while being under the influence of narcotics and having warrants out for her arrest"
by Mapgaret June 06, 2005
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Magpie

When a chick won't shut up during sex, you spread her arms on the bed so she can't move and you shove your dick down her throat until she stops talking.
Hey, how was your night last night?
Pretty good, although my girl wouldn't shut up so I gave her a magpie.
by Bean Stow! September 08, 2009
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One of the days where you glimpse a single magpie around you on a certain day which you plan something. Then it all goes horrifically wrong and corrupted and you feel totally screwed.
"I saw a magpie earlier, before my maths exam... I totally failed"

"MAGPIED SUKA!!!!"
by MAGPIED!!! July 01, 2005
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A sexual act in which a man creates a creampie inside of another mans rectum, then slurps the creampie out and snowball/babybird/spits it into the receiving man's mouth.
Things became very awkward once Brent asked Jamie if he would magpie him later.
by Shifty BM December 21, 2009
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Magpie

strange looking residents of the north
east who support the 'cartoon army'.
a few of this breed who can spell can be found frequenting RTG, a Sunderland fan website. With the governments cash injection to tyneside its hoped a few more will be able to read and write and may well set up there own site.
im a maggpye me lyke, wur in thu chumpeans leege witch prooovfes wur
klass.
by stevie w August 22, 2003
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