Chronicles magazine

The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.

Everybody who wants to know the news six months ahead of time ought to read Chronicles magazine.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

MAGACUCK

MAGA stands for “Make America Great Again, which is Trump’s election slogan. A cuck means that your lover got stolen. You get the word “MAGACUCK” when you combine the two. You use it on people who thought Trump would get another 4 more years, but he lost big time.

Guy 1: Trump 2020! 4 more years!
*Trump loses*
Guy 1: WTF?

Guy 2: Get MAGACUCKED

by Hazing@420 November 28, 2020

Ceraphin Magazine

Ceraphin Magazine is a magazine and digital platform that featured stories, covers, and news online and across the world.

Did you know that Ceraphin Magazine was launched and owned by Ceraphin Publishing Group?

by Mikee Brown August 2, 2018

magafucker

Die-hard supporter of Donald Trump. Portmanteau of "MAGA" (Make America Great Again) and "motherfucker"

Those magafuckers would deport their own parents just to piss off the liberals

by shroom42 May 10, 2017

Thrasher magazine

The holy bible of skateboarders. Referee to as "the mag" or "the zine." Thrasher magazine creates a lifestyle that many skaters abide by everywhere. Thrasher mag is the blood that courses through San Francisco, the heart of skateboarding. It is the only magazine that truly matters in skateboarding.

Skater 1: Did you pick up the new mag?
Skater 2: of course! Thrasher magazine is the best!
Skater 1: I know! I look forward to it every month!

by Azsskater2 April 30, 2014

Magazine Beautification

When you draw on models or people in magazines and beautify them by drawing mustaches, unibrows, devil horns, ect.

Sue: Damn thats such a gnarly picture of Jessica Alba!
Jan: Duh I've been working my Magazine Beautification skills to make her extremely sexy.
Sue: Wow. I thought it was her actual face.

by Justine Wala March 3, 2008

Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.

I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004