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mastodon

the greatest band in metal music today, recently surpassing Tool, even though they are heavily inspired by tool, their new album Crack the Skye is basically what 10k days would of sounded like if Tool gave a shit anymore, not saying tool sucks, just that they dont give a shit... cuz their fucking tool... you know?

Mastodon kind of sound like Rush meets Frank Zappa meets Tool meets Radiohead meets Ozzy Osbourne meets Lynyrd Skynyard and a whole bunch of other shit. The only insult you can make towards this great band is that they just sound like a bunch of bands combined, but then again it is pretty amazing that they cross to many genre's and different bands to make their own unique sound.

New album Crack The Skye is absolutely incredible... "the czar" and "the last baron" sounds like Jesus came back to earth and made metal music.... seriously.
"i just got back from the mastodon show, it feels like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis"
by mastodonistheshit August 29, 2009
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Maston

have you seen that maston
by julie michelle September 25, 2006
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Mastorakis

noun...A form of entertainment at a party where the party is the entertainment. As the night progresses the mastorakis usually becomes more outrageous, wild, immoral, and secretive between the party goers remaining.

Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy your mastorakis!

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Haven't you had enough mastorakis yet?

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Did you see the mastorakis that went on in the hot tub?
by JennOaz June 8, 2010
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classic john marston theme

A:did you play the epilage of red dead redemption 2
B:no
A; becasse they reused the classic john marston theme in it
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mastodon

A band that is so metal it's scary.
I listened to Mastodon one day. Then I wished I could condense them into liquid and inject it in my veins.
by rockhard May 15, 2007
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mastodon

great unholy weilders of the... LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!
"if you make out here i will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a.... LINOLEUM KNIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!" -mastodon
by Shaka-zulu October 8, 2008
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Mastodong

Originally derived from the word Mastodon, this term describes an enormous penis.
Bob: Fuck man it was a total slayfest last night
Me: Shit Bobs got that Mastodong!
by Mr m December 18, 2013
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