makeup fraud

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

makeup sex

Rough and extremely gratifying sex had after an argument.

That bitch was yelling at me all day, but she was screaming my name during makeup sex.

by DeezNutz April 9, 2003

Makeup cupcake

A term created in early 2010 to mean makeup sex. Makeup cupcake was coined after a discussion on cupcakes arose on Facebook. Conversations soon turned south and the term makeup cupcake was born to emphasize the ultimate 'cupcake' after getting busted by your wife for eating the last one.

After spending the night on the couch Ryan admitted he did it all for the makeup cupcake.

by The Nameless Bandit May 28, 2010

makeup

Shit you put on your face so that your face doesn't look like shit.

I look like shit! I better put some makeup on my face to look less shitty.

Her makeup looks like shit!

by Mr. Nivlac February 21, 2013

made up

Used in the North of England particularly Liverpool and Merseyside, meaning delighted, happy about something, over the moon!
Though it can also be used as a sarcastic retort.

"When i found out i'd got the job, I was made up!" Or "her face lit up when she opened her present, you could tell she was really made up with it."
The sarcastic retort usage of the term, would be something like, when someone was jealous of someone. The person might say: "Hey i got a date with that fella! and you would reply, "I'm made up for ya!" (when really you were no such thing)

by MerseyMan June 2, 2008

makeupalley

An internet site (also known as MUA) where a vast majority of delusional women on SSRI's holding dead end jobs post from their cubes on their ever expanding asses about the following on a daily basis: celebrities, poop, engagement rings, what is considered fat, open bars at a wedding, declawing, breastfeeding, etc., etc. While bitching about husbands, kids and the state of the union, it is customary to be snarky yet possess the ability to (((hug))). Sound bipoloar? It is. Do not disagree or bring up an opinion contrary to the majority on at the time for you will create massive drama and be shunned from the very "life" before your monitor.

I knew my life had hit a low when I posted every five minutes on makeupalley during the day.

by CallmeErinMc July 26, 2006

makeupalley cafe

The board on makeupalley on which the women love to make up excessively stupid and FAKE stories for attention. they make-up that they have diseases, that they're SO finds a tooth in food, that they found a super expensive purse for $600 dollars cheaper (yet can't tell you where), that they found a magic diet, that they're ALL a size 00 and have curves (lmao), that they're cat did something superrrrrr cool, that they're SO's are ALL supposedly good in bed, that they were never supported by their parents (and that it's bad to be), that they all have new cars (HAHAHA), that they NEVER tried drugs when young, or whatever other stupid things they can make up for attention.

"Omg, omg, guess what makeupalley cafe my cat just did a sommer-sault and then a new gold bracelet came out of my SO's poop!!! OMG!"

by Ihatedrama July 28, 2006