Mandatory Sex Party

"A party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.

by Havoc8709 March 31, 2010

madattak

doesn't care about plane crazy, is working on a racing game

man why is madattak still in pcc

by planecrazytanks March 4, 2021

mandatorian

Expected or mandatory behavior for a Mandalorian.

"Why don't Mandalorians take off their helmets when they eat?"
"This is the way. It's Mandatorian.

by Vlad the Vandalorian April 1, 2021

Mazdatwink

A mazdatwink is a twink who owns or drives a Mazda. As one would expect they are often found at car meets and other places where car enthusiasts congregate, however they can also be found at gay bars, grindcore festivals, and occasionally in bed with other mazdatwinks.

My friend is a skinny white college kid who drives a Mazda, making him a Mazdatwink

by weezerfan841 May 22, 2021

Mandatory Fun

A social event put on by an organization having some form of authority over event attendees where those attendees are generally confronted with the dilemma of attending the social event or facing some generally undesired consequence.

A: "Sorry, but I can't go to the beach with you this weekend. My employer wants us to attend this team-building retreat. If I don't go to the retreat, I'm required to show-up at my workstation and perform my duties."
B: "Oh, so they want you to have some mandatory fun, huh? It's okay!"

by unindicted.coconspirator April 19, 2016

Maddawg

An Amazing Girl i mean wonderful, Outgoing literally perfect, Amazing Looks prettiest thing you’ll lay your eyes on and funny as hell. Amazing voice and has the best outfits cop a maddawg (not mine though)

P1: Toes
P2: Maddawg

by Jesel February 4, 2021

Mandatum paradox

this is a paradox which occurs when someone asks you to 'not be nice to them'. Here, if you do not behave nicely towards them, you are actually listening to them, and thus being nice. Whereas, if you don't listen to them, you'll be acting nice to them. And thus, there is no appropriate action to this command/request.

Dude, she asked me not to be nice to her, but that request makes no sense, isn't the mandatum paradox exactly about this?

by op3rator October 7, 2021