Spicy MacGregor

A Spicy MacGregor is essentially giving head (or sometimes rimming) with an irritant, such as after eating spicy foods.
Constructed in the fashion of other colourful 'ethnic' innuendos, such as Dirty Sanchez and Mexican Lipstick.Coined in the webcomic Lucid TV.

"So, yeah, that's pretty much how you do a Spicy MacGregor."

by Rhademanthus January 7, 2008

maureen johnson

a performance artist in the east village in the musical rent. maureen craves attention. prior to rent, she dated mark cohen but then borke up with him and is now dating joanne jefferson. they have an on-again, off-again relationship.

"maureen johnson, just back frlom her spectacular one night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will perform native american tribal chants, backward, through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello. which she aint never studied"

maureen: "this diva needs her stage!"

by iron_man June 23, 2006

Macarenear

To perform online activities, either on your laptop, tablet or cellphone, like checking Facebook, email, Twitter or any other social media while the professor tries to teach a Marketing course.

- Dude! Why is she always asking what has already been explained?
- Haven't you noticed? She's has been macareneando during the entire class!! Macarenear is her thing!!!

by ekis18 November 24, 2011

Horse manure

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

ATM Macarena

Strange action of patting all of your pockets trying to find your bank card/wallet, whilst walking towards an ATM. Looks like a bad version of the Macarena.

I'd done two verses of the ATM Macarena before i realised my wallet was at home

by jimyox August 2, 2007

real mature

1) slang: said when someone does some
thing childish, immature

2) rfm (real fucking mature) can also be used

guy 1: "Girls have cooties"
guy 2: "Real Mature, dude, real mature..."
guy 3: "Yeah, dude, rfm..."

by drifter33032 April 19, 2007

Mature

What 97% of the people on Urban Dictionary aren't.

People who write sex positions for the most random words on Urban Dictionary are not mature.

by Miku326 March 22, 2011