Mackerel Passage

An often damp or somewhat odourful minge, usually accompanied by large flaps.

Flipping heck lad, did you catch a whiff of Janice’s mackerel passage

by WizzardPoonMagnet January 13, 2021

mackerel

Mackerel is a common name of different fish species, mostly from the family Scombridae.

I'm not much of a mackerel snacker.

by pie master August 13, 2006

Mackerel eater

A pejorative given to the nameless, faceless bureaucrats entrenched inside the federal level of the US government. These unelected government workers, aka Swamp Monsters, are political appointees/holdovers from the Obama administration. Collectively known as the Deep State, aka "The Swamp", these Globalists Shills are attempting a coup d état aimed at toppling duly elected President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

~ First coined by swamp monster & ex CIA employee Phillip Mudd. "I'm a proud shit-holer. My family was called Wops and Mackerel eaters. We came from Italians and Irish people. We were retarded people from shithole countries. A century ago we called people slant eyes."

For the most part, the rank & file of DOJ & CIA are honest hard-working men & women, loyal to America. But Mackerel Eaters hold most upper management positions and their loyalty is not to America but to a Globalist World Order. Comey, Brennan and Clapper are just the tip of the iceberg.

by White_Boy_Awesome June 5, 2018

Mackerel Flaps

If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.

I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.

by CiCi Beeeeeeee October 12, 2006

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

Mackerel

Some one who uses apple/ mac technology ( i-phone, mac book etc.)

'Sam is a mackerel, I'm a PC'

by Alice J May 21, 2010