dirty macking

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.

If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel

by Russ December 16, 2006

MacNigger Rig

To improvise an ingenious device or solution to a problem with whatever resources are at hand, generally with very, very poor quality results.

The shitmobile died so I had to MacNigger Rig the transmission. First off drive doesn't work but third does, neutral is park, reverse is second. If you want to use reverse you put it in drive. Got it?

by Julian Randy January 29, 2010

Malingering

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

maingk

An exclamation usually associated with hunting wild American rabbits in the South Eastern United States. Amongst some experienced and highly skilled rabbit hunters Maingk is yelled at a rabbit as it passes the hunter--and there are often three or four rabbits a-goin' at a time--with a series of loud hollers, e.g. "Maingk, Maingk, Maingk, Maingk!!" The rabbit will often stop right still, we reckon because he is so scaired he has to stop. If the rabbit stops, the hunter should kill him with a stick. It is said that this is a good method to stop a rabbit, and field tests prove that it does indeed work, and that if you make that fu-fu-fuss they will stop.

I'll tell you one thing, I was out a-huntin' rabbits one day and we had three or four a-goin' at the time and there come one raght by me and I said "Maingk, Maingk, Maingk, Maingk!!" And he stopped raght still and I killed him with a stick.

by H. H. Oliver August 22, 2006

Macintosh Plus

One of the founding fathers of vaporwave. Also known as Vektroid. A E S T H E T I C B A B Y

>Hey man did you check out that new song by Macintosh Plus?
>Yeah, it's very A E S T H E T I C

by aidan9030 February 27, 2017

Like a carpenter making chairs

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.

You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.

by Kompress0r September 26, 2020

making ramen

It is a code term for masturbation, ususally used in College dorm rooms.

Me: Hey, im going to be right back, okay?
Friend: Are you going to be making ramen?
Me: Mayyyybbbeeee...

by AlfredoDaPig April 9, 2016