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Machoist

A person who views the increase of preferential treatment towards people based solely on their gender as wrong.
Machoist think women only scholarships are sexist towards men.
by Above all else March 26, 2009
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Machoism

Machoism is a type of humour.

To be entirely 'macho' is an unrealistic feat for modern men and mostly doesn't exist in its purest form, no one is entirely 'macho'. Therefore, amongst most heterosexual modern men a sense of humour is taken when dealing with idealistic pressures to be 'macho'.

I.e poking fun at the idealism by acting overtly 'macho' in the knowledge that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

He-man, the idealistic heroic macho man of 90's cartoons is no longer seen as what men aspire to be, but mocked in humour for its unrealistic idealisms.

Machoism, by my definition, sums up a type of humour amongst heterosexual men who mock societal pressures to be unrealisticly macho and unrealistically politically correct.
"Beer! Meat! Me Man, you woman, me strong, me no have emotion" an example of a comment adhering to Machoism

Machoistic humour is used when straight Men are attacked by either sex for being gay if they like something feminine.

"I'm not gay, I'm as straight as action man"
by Arron 'Jinx' Manchester July 22, 2011
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masocistic

Someone who enjoys pain. You could think of it as someone who cuts, or someone who likes being bitten.
He's a creepy one... I heard he's a masocistic. Just look at those bitemarks!
by Fuzzymongoose October 17, 2005
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Machoism

by Anonymous August 3, 2003
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machocism

the frequently-declared claim of need or necessity for men to deny themselves pleasure, entertainment, happiness, ease of labor or effort, or otherwise disadvantage themselves because of or out of fear that such positive desires would be seen as insufficiently masculine or inherently feminine.
Chad knew he should get his split ends taken care of, but he was too full of machocism to make see a stylist.
by carpenteer December 10, 2022
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Sado-mathocist

Someone who enjoys tormenting others with maths tests, puzzles or trivia.

Often found in maths classes across the spectrum of education -behind and in front of the teacher's desk. The Sado-mathocist can be identified by their half chewed down pencil from an over-indulgent sudoku addiction, graphical calculator with worn down equals button and a generally quiet demeanour, their mind too busy with the possibilities of oncoming numerical torture.
I was about to make it through my morning physics class, until my hangover was interrupted by a sado-mathocist ambushing me with a mechanics question.
by DaveP March 5, 2012
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macsochist

Someone who uses or owns a Mac computer even though they don't like them and would prefer another OS.
That Kat is such a macsochist. She hates her computer but she can't afford a new one now because Macs are so expensive she had to sell her kidney to buy the one she has.
by mc? September 16, 2013
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