sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete

That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete

by Tex biggin March 28, 2020

Chaotic Machete

When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.

The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.

by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020

mexican machete

a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.

i will gut you with a mexican machete

by ElyseJade June 1, 2005

machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

Rusty Machete

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.

After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

by E from Entourage March 11, 2009

machete monks

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
OR
"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004

machete

A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain

did you know jason has a machete

by RET September 21, 2004