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Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.
Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY
by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022
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machiavelli

Awesome dude who lived in Italy a loong time ago. His best known book is "The Prince", which contains political tips for rulers. Some of his ideas from this book (and maybe a few from "The Discourses") as far as I can remember:

-The Prince must be ruthless.
-Effectiveness > good/bad.
-Power should be acquired, not hereditary.
-People are moral because others are watching. Political morality is lying and killing. Politicians must learn how NOT to be good.
-Be feared; cruelty is a part of the state. But remember that the best fortress that exists is to avoid being hated by the people. Three ways to avoid being hated: Don't be erratic. Don't be a coward, FIGHT. And don't do anything for no reason.
-Concept of seeming vs being: The Prince, while seeming human, must learn how to be a beast. Like a fox (cunning and tricky) or a lion (powerful).
-And my personal favorite, he talks about these two dudes named Agathocles the Sicilian and Oliverotto of Fermo who both held meetings/banquets with leaders and important people and killed them all and took over as ruler. Point is, the elite can be killed, they're not important. The people are important.
-Choose the people around you wisely. Ass kissers prevent you from seeing the truth cause they're always like "yes, you're awesome" to everything.
-For a strong society, you must assume that everyone has the potential to be evil and make laws accordingly. People act good only when forced, laws exist where desire is.
Lindsay Lohan was once photographed walking around with a copy of Machiavelli's book. True story.
by g f b February 27, 2008
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machi is a character from the anime/manga hunter x hunter. she is a member of the phantom troupe, a group of nen users that massacred the kurta clan, among many other crimes. she is spider number three of the phantom troupe, and her nen type is transmutation. for her nen, she creates threads out of her life aura to manipulate others, fight, and heal. machi has long pink hair that she typically wears in a ponytail and blue eyes (2011). she is intelligent, cold, calculating, and caring about her close friends.
friend 1: machi is so pretty omg! she's the best member of the phantom troupe.

friend 2: yeah, machi komacine is one of my favorite hunter x hunter characters.
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hachi machi

Expression of surprise or intense emotion taken from the 1990s animated series "The Critic."
"Hachi machi! That was the worst film ever!"
by Charles September 8, 2005
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Macer

someone who supports, loves, cares for, admires and looks up to Megan McKinley and Elizabeth Morgan Mace, respects and looks out for their fellow Macers, and finally, have a lot of swag.
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Macey

A confident girl with sexy hair . Loves to dance and play around . Knows how to cheer people up . Macey keeps all her friends close and works hard to keep them happy . A very protective girl who will stick up for anyone . If you have a macey keep her because you won't regret keeping this intelligent hilarious pretty beautiful stunning sporty fit buff girl
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Macey

If you know a Macey then make sure you never lose her. A Macey is a sweet, loving, caring, and intelligent human and an overall angle. Macey is a beautiful girl with brown hair and brown eyes. She is overall a sexy person and will almost have boys all over her or have a boyfriend. Macey is a friendly person that you’ll never see not laughing. Macey is a queen or a general leader, make sure she’s happy because if not she’ll be hard to get back into her normal spunky mood.
Me and Macey are friends
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