1. To be a company's complete bitch
2. Person who has the ability to hire hot girls so they have something to look at
3. Someone who is most likely underpaid for the job that they actually do so they pawn most of their work off on other people.
2. Person who has the ability to hire hot girls so they have something to look at
3. Someone who is most likely underpaid for the job that they actually do so they pawn most of their work off on other people.
1. The Store Managers worked off the clock on my 3 day weekend 'cause his boss didn't give me enough notice about having to go work at that other store and he already had my hours in for the week
2. Did you see that total skank the Store Manager hired? You know what he's going for...
3. That Store Manager gets paid the same no matter how many hours he works
2. Did you see that total skank the Store Manager hired? You know what he's going for...
3. That Store Manager gets paid the same no matter how many hours he works
by Matt89052 May 25, 2008
Get the Store Manager mug.A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Mart kill the company faster.
99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.
99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.
I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!
Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.
I am cutting your stores hours.
You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.
Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.
I am cutting your stores hours.
You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.
by ecco6t9 April 6, 2009
Get the District Manager mug.The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense
by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020
Get the I want to speak to the manager mug.A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.
by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019
Get the load management mug.-Noun.
A term used to indicate the many children players using a microphone, due to the droning and opprobrious way they sound; on any online game, specifically Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Magangies often spew out obnoxious rants of just about anything including; but not limited to:
1. Losing; i.e. getting killed, shot, "noob-tubed," or being defeated in any form.
2. Other players; Magangies tend to slander, defame, discredit, etc. any player that tells them anything not in their favor, i.e. "shut up," "be quiet," "you suck," or any other fruitful remark.
3. Pop culture; Magangies can usually spark conversation amongst the idle chat-room by bringing up an equally obnoxious form of popular culture, whether it be song, youtube video, recent cartoon show, or recently released or up-coming video games. A Magangy favorite is the Ke$ha song "Tik Tok"
4. Hatred; Magangies, although children, tend to have quite colorful and often racist remarks about anyone or anything that propagates postulate number one. (see #1)
Although Magangies are difficult to play and get along with, we all must try to just accept them into our daily struggle and game play. Until the day that administrators enforce the recommended age of play listed on the game, there will never be an improvement or change.
A term used to indicate the many children players using a microphone, due to the droning and opprobrious way they sound; on any online game, specifically Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Magangies often spew out obnoxious rants of just about anything including; but not limited to:
1. Losing; i.e. getting killed, shot, "noob-tubed," or being defeated in any form.
2. Other players; Magangies tend to slander, defame, discredit, etc. any player that tells them anything not in their favor, i.e. "shut up," "be quiet," "you suck," or any other fruitful remark.
3. Pop culture; Magangies can usually spark conversation amongst the idle chat-room by bringing up an equally obnoxious form of popular culture, whether it be song, youtube video, recent cartoon show, or recently released or up-coming video games. A Magangy favorite is the Ke$ha song "Tik Tok"
4. Hatred; Magangies, although children, tend to have quite colorful and often racist remarks about anyone or anything that propagates postulate number one. (see #1)
Although Magangies are difficult to play and get along with, we all must try to just accept them into our daily struggle and game play. Until the day that administrators enforce the recommended age of play listed on the game, there will never be an improvement or change.
1. XzKiLleR_GuYzX has joined the room; "Hey guys, get ready to die because I'm not a noob! maganga ganga ganga mangy gangy mangaganga mangayaynga mangaygygn."
2. SuPerAwesoMeSnipeRdDuDe: "Magangaganga gangaganga AWWW WHAT THE HELLFUCKS I SHOT YOUR ASSCRAP YOU DONKEY GUY!!!manganganugaanaga anaga mangyy managa"
3. -Assoteric: "I do say, have you ever noticed that every child playing on Xbox Live sounds exactly the same?!?"
-DariusFortune: "Quite right sir! I have noticed that! They also only say variations of "Magangy," between every vulgar and profane remark!"
2. SuPerAwesoMeSnipeRdDuDe: "Magangaganga gangaganga AWWW WHAT THE HELLFUCKS I SHOT YOUR ASSCRAP YOU DONKEY GUY!!!manganganugaanaga anaga mangyy managa"
3. -Assoteric: "I do say, have you ever noticed that every child playing on Xbox Live sounds exactly the same?!?"
-DariusFortune: "Quite right sir! I have noticed that! They also only say variations of "Magangy," between every vulgar and profane remark!"
by Assotericism November 14, 2010
Get the Magangy mug.Somone who uses endless buzz words and centres their existance around a load of paperwork, meetings, conference calls and turning every task, no matter how small, into an epic display of verbal and written diarrhea. Jobs that once needed a sensible tradeperson or two, now need to be a project with a project manager. They sit between the workers and management and are very good at being on the side of whoever they are talking to and ensuring that they are never in the same room as both workers and management. Commanding huge amounts of money, they are gifted in prolonging everything.
"I think we need to change the tap washer in the toilet because its leaking but there may be some issue with finding the stop tap and if too much torque is applied we could snap the fitting and all get drowned. Better get a bank loan to employ a Project Manager to make sure that doesn't happen"
by Projectman December 18, 2011
Get the Project Manager mug.By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.
"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"
"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"
"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"
"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"
"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"
by pickleicious13 July 27, 2011
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