the lysiak

hit her with the motorized cart. get out of the cart and start screaming "ITS MILLER TIME!!!" then take all of her skin. disguise yourself in her skin on you and walk into the social security office. get her money and cart on off into the sunset for your next old woman. best places to find old people are: wegmans on weekday mornings, voting booths, and florida.

i knew i had a problem when i was getting my jollies from doing it lysiak style.

by Big Papa Smurf March 16, 2003

lysithea’d

In a two option poll that has a rounded 50-50 outcome but the winning option has exactly 1 more vote, the losing party gets lysithea’d.

“Wow! When I saw that 50-50 on the poll I thought I’d get lysithea’d!”

by anonymous August 27, 2020

lysium

A sexy man who always wears the best outfits. When you meet a lysium you will never be able to walk away from him. He has a charming personality and knows how to make people laugh

Have you met Lysium yet?

by Gxshdnoksnsla April 30, 2021

Lysimahos

The perfect man!! A greek name for the most amazing man you will meet in your entire life! He is unique, sexy, smart and kind. You could also call him a God. He knows how to treat a woman and knows everything about love.
He usually has brown hair and an amazing body

Wow look at that person! He looks like a Lysimahos

by Desumemmo November 20, 2021

lysik

A narcissistic person. The noun form of a person who blames other people for their own actions. A person who invest in other peoples opinions instead of their own.

A person is a liar, a cheat, a thief, and a lysik when they lie, cheat steel and blame.

by Siggma February 28, 2024

Lysian

Lysian (LIE-zee-an) (noun, adjective): A sexual orientation with exclusive attraction to women, excluding all men, including trans men. From Greek “lyo” (to loose), symbolizing liberation and women-only love, emphasizing autonomy and rejection of male influence, distinguishing it from broader interpretations of lesbian or sapphic identities.

I identify as a Lysian, I don’t want a boyfriend

by New World Lysian June 20, 2025

chill-lysis

the separation of sixty and nine resulting in the chillest and most broest thing in the world

did you see jackie go all chill-lysis last night?

by officernasty69 December 18, 2010