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Lynchian Head Fuck 

Occurs during or after watching one of the works of Filmmaker David Lynch, when the astutley observed, nightmarish portrayal of the true nature of the human condition causes such a level of identification with the protagonist(s), that one suffers their fate and (either momentarily or on a prolonged, recurrent basis) begins to question the reality of his or her surroundings, relationships, actions and the time-space continuum itself.
I watched Inland Empire the other day, the room 47 scene spun me into a Lynchian Head Fuck.
Lynchian Head Fuck by HerNewCamaro December 31, 2009
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lunchin' 

The act of stupidity and or foolishness; doing dumb shit.
I don't think I've ever known a time when my cousin wasn't lunchin'! He has always been a class clown.
lunchin' by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022

Lynching 

A form of punishment involving the victim being forced to watch David Lynch movies as a movie marathon.
His movie tastes are so bad that next time he will get a good lynching.
Lynching by Psyckers October 4, 2018

Lynching Rope 

A rope used to construct a noose, in-order to hang someone.
Lynching Rope by aGeneral February 4, 2009

Butthole Lynching 

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
Butthole Lynching by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006

hot lunchin' 

To be swooned/fall for a girl or guy during your initial meeting
Aaron is always hot lunchin'. He'll meet a chick once and be obsessed with her.
hot lunchin' by CaptainRBag July 12, 2011

Aesthetic Lynching 

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U. in an essay on subtleties of racism c.2016.

To assert prejudice against someone solely based upon his/her outward appearance or physical characteristics.

A form of sneak racism. However, it can often times exist amongst a people or group of individuals belonging to the same race, class, or religion.

Formally identified as SASAV-POSM (Sensory Anxiety due Societal Abased Value / Prejudice Of the Subconscious values Meter), it is one of the few scientifically proven (see Meeri Kim fear-gene mice studies) non organism based communicable diseases transmitted through NVC.
"They didn't hire her because of the dreadlocks!? That's Aesthetic Lynching!"