Lumberjacking

Launching your snot out of one nostril while pressing shut the other nostril with your pointer finger. "Typically" performed outside and aimed towards the ground!

After I was lumberjacking near the sideline, my nose was clear enough to breath again. So then I returned to the hockey game.

by cheetofrito April 2, 2009

Lumberjacking

the process of jerking off with both your left and right hands.

Your regular guy; "Man last night I was masturbating!"
A cool cat; "Oh yea? Last night I was Lumberjacking and I've never felt so ambidextrous!"

by Mr. Butts April 21, 2008

Lumberjacking

Waking up early enough for breakfast
Preferrably after listening to the morning edition of boner jams

Ahh shit i want to go lumberjacking it tomorow, but im pretty sure i will be hungover in the morning

by spencer james March 12, 2008

Lumberjacking

Two pantless men sporting massive erections shaking hands and moving them in a back and forth motion (like two lumberjacks using a dual handle crosscut log saw) while giving each other a handjob with the opposite hands.

Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.

by Hammerpounding December 9, 2014

Lumberjacking

Jacking off in the morning with your morning wood

Friend #1:"bro I woke up this morning and ended up Lumberjacking"
Friend#2:"damn I try Lumberjacking as often as possible it feels good"

by Danny_hboneswag May 18, 2015

Lumberjacking

A code name developed in many middle schools for jacking off.

*whispers to friend* " Hey Bob last night I was lumberjacking to some hot clown porn... That's the best. "

by Scruffy Luke The Wise November 16, 2016

Lumberjacking

When one guy fucks 2 people of the same family tree. Such as 2 sister's or 2 cousins or any combination people related to each other.

"Dude, I fucked Sara and her sister Courtney"
"I can't believe you are lumberjacking that family tree!"

by Eskimo brothers June 3, 2017