lumberjack

The man who sings
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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A sexual act involving 2 men and 1 woman with large, floppy breasts. The woman lays on her back, while each man slides his penis under a breast from each side. To avoid touching each other in the middle, the men coordinate going back and forth, like 2 lumberjacks sawing down a tree.

May also be referred to as a "See-saw"
Man 1: "I'd fuck that fatty *under* her floppy tits."
Man 2: "Me too - let's lumberjack her!"
by sureshot007 October 17, 2011
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To be fucked by two men at the same time with one in the mouth and one mounting from behind either in the ass or vagina. The motion made by the two men is similar to that of two old time lumberjacks sawing a tree in half.
My buddy and I lumberjacked this whore so hard last night she bit his dick when I pulled out and stuck it in her ass.
by Bread Head October 24, 2013
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Term used to describe a chick that gives a lot of handjobs...(hand ho). One who "jacks lumber" (Gives hand jobs)
"That chick is such a Lumberjack"

"That hand ho jacks alot of lumber""
by Bphilho June 08, 2009
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A three some with one girl and two guys. The girl is on all fours doing oral to one guy while the other guy is behind her. The two guys take turns pulling the girl back and forth like two lumber jacks pulling a big ass saw.
by sudsy2007 December 06, 2007
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a lumberjack is a person who wears all plaid, every single day of their life. lumberjacks can be either antisocial or popular, and they are usually male. however, rare female lumberjacks have been spotted on occasion.

this strange group of people is a very rare subset of what is now called a hipster... the lumberjack makes being a hipster look nerdier than ever through their overuse of the plaid pattern and other hipster elements.

is you happen to meet a lumberjack, don't scare him or her off! you may never see one again!
it looks just like all your other plaid shirts... how am i supposed to tell which one it is? you're such a lumberjack!
by i_don't_owe_you_a_thing February 03, 2011
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"Daddy what you doing In the garden?" "Man's having a lumberjack"
by Sir plops September 02, 2022
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