Word lube

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...

It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009

stretched lobes

Stretched Lobes are ear lobes stretched beyond the "normal" size of 18g. The incorrect term for the stretching process is "Gauging"; the jewelry are certain Gauges (For example, 2g is 1/4".) The origins of this process go back to tribes in Africa, Asia, and even some in early America.

Frequently asked questions about this are:
“Does it hurt?”
It really shouldn’t. If you stretch slowly and only one size at a time (waiting till it is healed) it shouldn’t be more than a slight discomfort for a few seconds.

“How big will I stretch before it won’t go back to normal?”
On average, 2g

“What comes after 00/000?”
Refer to the chart:
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Gauge Inches Millimeters
16ga 1.3mm
14ga 1.6mm
12ga 2.0mm
10ga 2.5mm
8ga 3.2mm
6ga 4.1mm
4ga 5.1mm
2ga 1/4" 6.3mm
0ga 5/16" 7.9mm
00ga 3/8" 9.5mm
000ga 7/16" 11.1mm
1/2" 12.7mm
9/16" 14.2mm
5/8" 15.8mm
11/16" 17.4mm
3/4" 19.0mm
13/16" 20.6mm
7/8" 22.2mm
15/16" 23.8mm
1" 25.4mm

“How big can I go?”
Depends on the size of your lobes, how thick, and how well you stretch. There are people currently here in America with lobes over 3 inches.

“Why do it?”
Personal choice, everyone’s different.

For more information on “Stretching Lobes” you can refer to www.BMEzine.com.

For examples of Stretched lobes check out the picture section

by Holly Noel April 14, 2006

lutes

Short for absolutely. It's like saying "totes"

Sven: You gonna be around for drinks after work?
Dude: Lutes dude.

by Dudepiece July 9, 2009

lubemeister

Someone who is very slick and generally tries to act smooth, like lube.

Ugh he's such a lubemeister

by beepothegreatpuppet April 26, 2020

mouth lube

The natural viscous substance that secretes from the glands of a sexually promiscuous woman during oral sex. It's primary use is to actively lubricate between mouth and penis, with a secondary purpose being utilized to aid in the breakdown of food during eating.

The porn fluffer was fired from her job after performing her duties without sufficient mouth lube.

by PinknPervy August 19, 2021

prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole

Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.

by Tracey September 5, 2003

Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008