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She’s funny ,smart , loyal ,caring and talented and different ways
She has anger issues so she gets mad fast
She’s funny ,smart , loyal ,caring and talented and different ways
She has anger issues so she gets mad fast
by Whitehurst October 17, 2019
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by Madoxbeast December 21, 2016
Get the lovendahl mug.A Lomond is a set of male genitals in which a combination of micropenis and elephantiasis of the balls is observed. This condition is sometimes referred to as "all potatoes and no meat" in some regional dialects. The condition also severely affects the brain. If a man has a Lomond, he might think that snapping bras is an acceptable way of hitting on a female in his life. Other attributes of having a Lomond include being loud/brash, lacking any form of eloquence or polish in social and business settings, and overall being an ass.
I heard Jerry snapped Shiela's bra the other day and invited her to see his big balls, he should probably see a doctor to see if he has developed a Lomond.
by All Potatoes March 8, 2019
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After failing to clean his flat, Jamie thought he’d better repair things with Claire and decided to prepare the finest Loch Lomond Vinaigrette.
by Itssecret August 4, 2019
Get the Loch Lomond Vinaigrette mug.One who acts much cooler than he really is, especially in situations that contradict that, such as while gaming.
Rick- That Loondogy's such a pretentious douche.
James- I know. He said he's had sex with my mom while playing an amazing solo on the banjo and writing a thesis on quantum physics during a game of COD. I have strong reason to disagree.
James- I know. He said he's had sex with my mom while playing an amazing solo on the banjo and writing a thesis on quantum physics during a game of COD. I have strong reason to disagree.
by Phyrefight July 28, 2011
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