the act of sliding your first two fingers across your gooch, then shaming one of the lowly high school freshmen by smearing your sweaty export all across their dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.
We were reading Beowulf in English class, and that Grendel bitch reminded me of the word grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.
by Governor December 13, 2006
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by 99_Problems April 12, 2022
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by rometotal September 30, 2006
Get the lovetriangle mug.The evolved form of Funny Valentine's stand, "D4C", in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
D4C:LoveTrain or, commonly shortened D4C:LT has a special ability named...
Love Train. Who would of guessed.
When Valentine activates Love Train, a circle of yellow light beams surrounds him. It deflects all the damage Valentine takes for the duration of LT.
*SPOILERS FOR STEEL BALL RUN*
However, Johnny Joestar and his Tusk Act 4 (TA4) manage to kill Valentine by nullifying his ability.
Johnny sends Tusk at Valentine while he has Love Train activated, while saying his famous "lesson 5" line. Then, Tusk breaks open Valentine's Love Train and proceeds to throw a flurry of punches, killing him.
D4C:LoveTrain or, commonly shortened D4C:LT has a special ability named...
Love Train. Who would of guessed.
When Valentine activates Love Train, a circle of yellow light beams surrounds him. It deflects all the damage Valentine takes for the duration of LT.
*SPOILERS FOR STEEL BALL RUN*
However, Johnny Joestar and his Tusk Act 4 (TA4) manage to kill Valentine by nullifying his ability.
Johnny sends Tusk at Valentine while he has Love Train activated, while saying his famous "lesson 5" line. Then, Tusk breaks open Valentine's Love Train and proceeds to throw a flurry of punches, killing him.
Johnny Joestar: lesson 5-
Valentine: D4C:LOVE TRAIN!
Johnny: haha no.
*Tusk beats d4c lovetrain up and kills valentine*
Valentine: D4C:LOVE TRAIN!
Johnny: haha no.
*Tusk beats d4c lovetrain up and kills valentine*
by kthirteen November 19, 2022
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by Don Mentionit April 8, 2008
Get the lovetrain mug.The evolved form of Funny Valentine's stand, "D4C", in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
D4C:LoveTrain or, commonly shortened D4C:LT has a special ability named...
Love Train. Who would of guessed.
When Valentine activates Love Train, a circle of yellow light beams surrounds him. It deflects all the damage Valentine takes for the duration of LT.
*SPOILERS FOR STEEL BALL RUN*
However, Johnny Joestar and his Tusk Act 4 (TA4) manage to kill Valentine by nullifying his ability.
Johnny sends Tusk at Valentine while he has Love Train activated, while saying his famous "lesson 5" line. Then, Tusk breaks open Valentine's Love Train and proceeds to throw a flurry of punches, killing him.
D4C:LoveTrain or, commonly shortened D4C:LT has a special ability named...
Love Train. Who would of guessed.
When Valentine activates Love Train, a circle of yellow light beams surrounds him. It deflects all the damage Valentine takes for the duration of LT.
*SPOILERS FOR STEEL BALL RUN*
However, Johnny Joestar and his Tusk Act 4 (TA4) manage to kill Valentine by nullifying his ability.
Johnny sends Tusk at Valentine while he has Love Train activated, while saying his famous "lesson 5" line. Then, Tusk breaks open Valentine's Love Train and proceeds to throw a flurry of punches, killing him.
Johnny: lesson 5-
Valentine: d4c lovetrain !!!
Johnny: haha no
*Tusk breaks open LT and beats up d4c and valentine*
Valentine: d4c lovetrain !!!
Johnny: haha no
*Tusk breaks open LT and beats up d4c and valentine*
by kthirteen November 20, 2022
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