Loretta Sanchez

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a frozen burrito.

"Dude, don't eat that burrito!"
"Don't tell me that your sister pulled a Loretta Sanchez..."

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw December 7, 2016

Loretta Shit

The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.

Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.

by gregben August 20, 2023

Loretta

Loretta’s are usually mean and control freaks! It is always their way or the high way. If a Loretta does not like your outfit or a hobby or really anything you like that she doesn’t she will call you out for it no problem!

Girl one: * Minds own business walking down the road*
Loretta: Honey, Mind your own business! Ew what is that on your shirt?!
Girl: Umm umm a pink heart that says love. * She says close to tears*
Loretta: (Disgusted) Oh ok! 😒😬🙄

by Baby Piñata Pineapple 🍍 2007 June 12, 2018

Lying Loretta

That lady you work with who can’t stop lying and is named Lori.

Noone likes a lying Loretta.

by VinnyMos September 2, 2022

Alyssa Loretta Earle

an anime grill

omg I am next to an Alyssa Loretta Earle

by BRONKASARUS April 8, 2022

Loretta

somebody who doesn’t reciprocate

"Hey Loretta"
Loretta: ...

by RealmKnew September 1, 2020

loretta devine

A top tier actress who is the dying mother in a lot of black movies

Aye we need a mother that’s gonna die in this movie

Loretta Devine- I gotchu

by ronaldo6 January 3, 2024