Lord Farquaad

A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.

Lord Farquaad is Shreks best friend but enemy.

by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

Lord Farquaad

The most beautiful man ever who deserves fiona

damn lord farquaads the best

by tiny dancer July 14, 2019

Lord Farquaad

The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.

Lord Farquaad is the best character from Shrek

by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021

Lord Farquaad

Literally Marco

Omg do you know the character Lord Farquaad

Yeah he’s literally just like Marco

by Wowicantdance April 3, 2019

Lord Farquaad

A person with an extremely long chin, freckles and black short but wavy hair.

Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter

by lololannabelle November 18, 2014

Lord Farquaad

A tiny trap with a Karen haircut A total ass

lord farquaad is such a Karen

by HailRussia September 28, 2019

Lord farquadd

A person that is short as shit, a hoe, is flat af, and thinks people give 2-fucks.

Person 1: look at that nigga, lookin like snow whites Eighth dwarf

Person 2: Lord Farquadd Lookin Ass, BOI!

by BigDickDaddyTheKing May 29, 2016