longineu parsons

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.

Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.

by Kiwi June 27, 2004

Longicolnis

The Longicolnis is the sacred spear forged from Shaher's missing horn in Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis. It is the only weapon capable of piercing the Sacred Demon's skin. It is sought after by every party in the game for it's ultimate power.

Guy 1: I can't break through Shaher's shield!
Guy 2: Have you used the Longicolnis?
Guy 1: *facepalm* That makes sense.

by ShirosakiX June 8, 2013

Londish

adjective: Londish to be from London. To be Londish is to live or be born in London. To feel Londish is to feel you belong in London with other Londish people.

I feel Londish.
I'm Londish.
My cousin lives in London. He's Londish.

by MCR64 April 6, 2017

Longintated

To extend something greater than it should be, most likely in an unnatural way.

Hey Mark? Why is that image longintated?

by Baka The Idiot April 28, 2020

lonix

angry little man from texas.

guy 1 man i had the worst day at work...ill kill someone!

guy 2 dude...stop being such a lonix

by haulnlass August 1, 2007

Megaloblatta longipennis

A bug that is known on the internet mostly for having a name that is spelled similarly to "Megalovania LongPenis". What's even funnier about its name is that Megaloblatta longipennis is actually the world's largest winged cockroach species, being able to grow up to 3.8 inches in length, It sure does deserve to have "longipennis" in its name!

Person 1: Have you heard of Megaloblatta longipennis? It's the world's largest winged cockroach species! It can grow up to-"
Person 2: *tears down door* "THE WORLD'S LARGEST COCKROACH IS CALLED MEGALOVANIA LONGPENIS."

by Cirsce March 9, 2021

Loning

When people are talking all around you, yet you are off in your own little world. No friends. When nobody pays attention to you. Loser. Lost.

"Guys! Guys! The guy! The guy at the pier! Guys!!! The guy at the pier! Guys the guy! The guys at the pier!!! Guys!"

"LONING!"

by Loning Expert December 3, 2011