Longhorns

The name of the University of Texas sport teams.

The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.

by Geris February 20, 2004

Longhorn Wrestler

The quality or condition of being loyal, tenacious, fearless, passionate, driven, dedicated leader... a winner

Andrew such a hard worker, you could call him a Longhorn Wrestler.

by Jolly_Rancher_02 January 23, 2018

longhorn nightstand

Participant A stands in a handstand fully erect with a dildo protruding from his anus whilst participant B executes an old fashioned HJ and participant C works the dildo. All 3 participants are wearing ostrich boots, naturally.

I walked in on my mom and uncle performing the longhorn nightstand again whilst my dad worked the C position, I can’t unsee this

by Buffalo Gums May 7, 2021

Limited longhorn

Best damn truck ever made. Obviously a ram, leather interior. Heated and cooled seats. High output Cummins. The hole in the roof. It’s got everything you could want. Smells like you’re sitting in a new baseball glove Other trucks want to be it. And Toyota owners will never attain it

I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess I’ll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

by Matt May 23, 2004

Longhorns

The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.

USC SUCKS!! Hook 'em Longhorns!

by Jen in Austin January 9, 2006

langhorne

A kick ass suburb of Philly. Most people hang out at the Route 1 Pub which is f'in awesome (F blue fountain diner). Open all night and a hard place to get kicked out of if your drunk, trust me. Most people go to Neshaminy High which is a sweet place to go to high school (F COUNCIL ROCK, the girls are bitches). Langhorne is a big enough place where there is shit to do every weekend but everyone seems to know everyone (nice).

Matt: Wanna go to the Pub?
Jay: Which one?
Matt: Langhorne!!!
Matt and Jay: TITS.

by Con Man October 3, 2005