logistitard

anyone who simply can't figure out how to be on time at the right place

"Michael was not only late, but he even went to the wrong restaurant - he's such a logistitard..."

by psyCohn December 8, 2009

Logstedshire

Logstedshire (or Logsted for short) is a territory on the DreamSMP created by Ghostbur and TommyInnit, whilst on exile. The territory got it's name from The Prime Log, which is used to farm Twitch Primes. Logsted is located at aproximately 600, -2000 on the SMP

"Log through the pain" - Tommy after seeing that Logstedshire 's Prime Log is sucsesfull in bringing him vast ammounts of primes

by malshuri December 8, 2020

Grave Logging

This is an activity that involves removing the metal lid of a flower holder, from a grave stone. Then excreting into the hole then replacing the lid.

After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.

"We went grave logging last night, I heard someone coming while I was logged on so had to cut it off and hide."

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

ass logger

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.

(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.

by upthedownside August 7, 2012

sawing logs

to be asleep, to be snoring like a chainsaw cutting down trees.

She passed out last night after the party; she was totally sawing logs.

by ArtMoxie September 4, 2008

combat logging

Logging out of an online game to avoid combat/death. This cowardly tactic often denies the opponent some victory or loot they may have earned for your possible death. This tactic is often used by weaker outfitted or less experienced players.

In the online game DayZ, a well outfitted player presses alt+F4 (combat logging) to kill the game instantly when presented with a fatal situation with another player. This prevents the opponent from looting the gear from the dead players body and prevents the villain from having to start over as a fresh spawn.

by Firstrock January 22, 2014

longston

When you’re High AF and everything seems to be taking ages

The walk home after a spliff is Longston

by BiggieLongNob June 9, 2020