Lobble

Able. Can get something. Can contract something.

They have the flu, you're lobble to get that.

by ShitTickerMobile March 22, 2017

Lobbywhorepro

One that plays video games and types in a very annoying fashion on purpose that uses ;) when he or she does an amazing melee attack or headshot. This person also types constantly and the most out of all the other players while getting first place, highest score, highest kill streaks and rubs everyone's faces in it while he or she does it. As lobbywhoresays : "the ultimate troll"

Superfaded: Man I'm rolling the most sticky ickiest blunt in the world, you guys cant compare. . . boom headshot

Superfaded: omg watch that killcam broner

Superfaded: wow I'm so faded guys. . . amazing juke stab

Superfaded: I'm the best COD4 player in the world bitches

Player 2: The most annoying thing in the world is a lobbywhorepro

by urbandictionaryrulesass October 24, 2011

Hobby-Lobbying

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.

Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010

I 'lobb' you

Lobb,

Used to express immense love for someone or something but unlike love it is not permanent.

Use lobb for added effect, to be
Mysterious.

Also because the word love was so last century

Eg : omg dude I 'lobb' you so much

(notice it's cute and leaves the reader/receiver wondering wth the person saying)

by Seejjjaaaalllll April 22, 2020

Hobby Lobby

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions

Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.

by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014

Lobbyconning

Going to a convention without actually buying a pass. Going to a con to hang out in the lobby and outside with people rather than enter the main center.

"Hey, just a heads up, I'll be lobbyconning Comicon this year"
"Yeah, me too, I'm not really interested in the panels for this nor buying the art or overpriced food"
"Yeah, I just want to hang out with people in the lobby and public access areas for a while"

by Jay schmay September 2, 2016

Lobby

A place to shake nyash for cash, make friends and cause problems

Person A: I'm going on lobby to see some big batty gyal shaking bunds
Person B: She better be leng styll

by councilestatebaddie July 29, 2022