llampsine

A backwards Spoonerism of "small penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 90% of the male population in the world who believe they are males who exude masculinity and coolness at every pore (gipsinebs) but in reality are jealous, self-loathing, insecure, and premature ejacualtors. Commonly also known as a tool. Lack any legitimate skills, knowledge, and/or true confidence to thrive in life. They are really followers and not leaders. A high percentage of llampsines are known to have an excessive preoccupation with the idea of money, cars, women, bling, partying, etc. and don't have a high enough IQ to formulate any other type of somewhat intelligent thought, but usually never attain such things. Ever. Any male who uses the term "swag" or "YOLO" to define any aspect of themselves is a tell tale sign of llampsineism. Obviously, a physical characteristic is having a small penis, which they always claim is bigger than it really is. Often confuse the idea of confidence and instead display arrogance, which is usually a psychological defense mechanism for their true insecure, hurt selves. 'Llampsines' is the technical way of spelling, but due to too many llampsines getting confused, 's' at the end can either denote singular or plural.

Parker: "Spencer is under the impression that he is coolest thing since sliced bread but is really the biggest nimrod around."
Jason: "He's a total llampsine."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

Notable llampsines:
Any mainstream modern rapper, Adam Levine, 99% of teenagers and young adults. Shit, the list is too long... Aforementioned, 90% of the male population.

If you or a loved one is displaying signs of llampsineism, call now, time is running out.

by d3ck3r October 27, 2014

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

the worlds largest town name

the longest definition in urban dictionary

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

by Llanfair December 5, 2016

llamapillar

1. A Llama laying on the ground resembling a catepillar.

1. Hey joe what the hell is that thing?
What do you mean? That's a Llamapillar! lawlz

by lawlzors January 14, 2008

Llavero

Spanish for 'key chain' or 'key holder.' Means shot caller in prison or jail. The Llavero has the keys to the yard.

Ex. 1

"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."

Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020

Ex. 2

Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!

Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.

Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.

Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?

Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!

Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!

by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2020

La-Llama

The proper way to say llama

I love da La-Llama!

by BerryScaryMonster May 11, 2018

Llamalink

A hypertext link of that contain video or text of questionable moral or societal guidelines.

We were talking about genitalia and he sent me a llamalink that I wish I could get out of my brain.

by Skullyman March 22, 2023

Llama Montana

When you are so drunk you start slurring your words like Tony Montana. If he were a Llama.

I'm LLama Montana hijo de puta mierda I kill you!
Oh wow - he really went full Llama Montana yesterday...

by llamamontana May 8, 2018