literally

A good way to show that you are a total drama queen twit is to use the term 'literally' to describe every mundane thing that you do in life

'dude.. i literally died'

'oh... its a shame you are literally still alive though'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

literally unusable

A phrase used when nitpicking small problems in computer software, sarcastically portraying something that is barely noticeable as so bad that they can't even stand to use the software any more.

See that menu? They are using "they're" instead of "their." Literally unusable.

by thecodewarrior April 20, 2017

half literate

Someone who can read, but not write. A group found in masses on discussion boards.

Half Literate? I cun read fuker!

by Onan October 9, 2003

Literally

Actually; in fact; without exaggeration. The single most overused and incorrectly used word in the English language.

"I literally died laughing."
"He just texted me, omg I literally can't."
"I am literally over it."
"This is literally the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich anyone ever made."
"He is literally such a jerk."
"I was literally, like, almost about to cry."

Now, let's look at this word used correctly:
"I know you're lactose intolerant...don't worry, there's literally no dairy in my house."
"Kim Kardashian has done literally nothing to deserve fame or fortune."
"Kanye West literally thinks he is Jesus Christ."

by Deest March 10, 2017

literallyiu

literallyiu is an iu fanpage who has gotten cancelled for being racist, and making fun of families with lower incomes. she has changed her username to hiyyihsomg, but deactivated her account. literallyiu is NOT out here livin tho.

“did you hear about literallyiu?”
“yeah! that fanpage who got cancelled in 3 days”

by irene’s gf January 20, 2022

literally Hitler

Anyone you absolutely hate with a seething passion. They may not be literally Hitler, but you will make things up about them to make them sound like they could be Hitler just to get others to hate them too. Unfortunately, if caught or if anyone disagrees with you may end up blocking or cutting ties with people.

Person A: Jasmine is literally Hitler, she killed her baby sister.
Person B: But Jasmine's little sister is sitting on my lap. She alive to me.
Person A: LIKE OMG BLOCKED BITCH!

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

literate

In real life--

Able to read and write.

In roleplaying--

A good roleplayer. Specifically, a literate roleplayer does not use chatspeak, spells word correctly, and has proper usage and grammar. Literates are less likely to be desperates or n00bs and generally roleplays well.

If you see a thread with "LITERATE ROLEPLAY/LITERATES ONLY" in the subject line, it means they only accept people who have good grammar.

1. The literacy rate is 97% in America, meaning 97% of Americans can read and write.

2. The difference between a literate roleplayer and an advanced roleplayer is that being advanced specifically states that you are good at writing (i.e. descriptions, characters) but literate just means you have good grammar, although they're often used interchangeably.

by Newbia April 10, 2005