One who drinks, or extracts the alcohol from Listerine in order to get drunk. Usually people who have no money, or way of getting anything better. Hence the name bum.
Keith: Hey you want to Listo Bum it up tonight man?
Jon: Lets see... I dont have any money, and I've been sleeping on the streets for days now... why not.
Jon: Lets see... I dont have any money, and I've been sleeping on the streets for days now... why not.
by Jon Bray September 22, 2008
Get the Listo Bum mug.Liston is a sprawling group of people that are(to put it simply)- game changers... A Liston will not dick around. A Liston will bring life to any board meeting, party, double date with a mere waft of their B.O from the door announcing their presence.
To be a Liston is a non-refundable gift to be celebrated by anyone in a Listons presence.
To be a Liston is a non-refundable gift to be celebrated by anyone in a Listons presence.
Fuck me Godfrey did you smell that? A Liston girl is coming to fuck shit up! It is about to get real in here thanks to a Liston
I wish I was a Liston
I wish I was a Liston
by GeoffreyGodfrey December 20, 2015
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• Listostigmaphobia
• lististics
• Liston Dove
• lostos
• lestosterone
• Liftoski
• Lisoska
• listese
• Listish
1. The hormone that a lesbian produces from her ovaries.
2. The retarded sister hormone of testosterone.
2. The retarded sister hormone of testosterone.
by Tordawg March 11, 2009
Get the lestosterone mug.A disease-like condition characterized by the intense need to listen to Underoath, specifically their newest album.
Taken from the title of Underoath's newest album Lost In The Sound Of Separation (LITSOS).
Taken from the title of Underoath's newest album Lost In The Sound Of Separation (LITSOS).
EX) "I can't go to school today, Mom, I have LITSOS"
translation) "I have to stay home and listen to Underoath ALL DAY."
translation) "I have to stay home and listen to Underoath ALL DAY."
by Tracey Berkowitz March 8, 2009
Get the LITSOS mug."Spring semester starts next Monday...I better go to Fred Meyer's and get my lististics this weekend.
by Hella Kella October 4, 2006
Get the lististics mug.A person who stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure with higher frequency than the national average. Typically lonely and repressed in nature. Identifiable by their favoured arm being considerably more swoll than the other, along with very dry hand.
Chad: "Fucking hell that guy Hugh strokes his french stick a lot; 19 times a week I heard"
Brad: "Yeah he's a fucking Litos Badgend mate; he must be raw as fuck"
Chad: "Fucking incel"
Hugh: *fapfapfapfap.....*
Brad: "Yeah he's a fucking Litos Badgend mate; he must be raw as fuck"
Chad: "Fucking incel"
Hugh: *fapfapfapfap.....*
by lb6969 February 4, 2018
Get the Litos Badgend mug.The extreme version of lit, used by only the coolest cats out there. If you do not use the word littos, get a life you uncultured swine.
Wow bro, last night was littos!
by xmmaddsbx June 21, 2018
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