Lidia

Lidia is the most responsible of your friends. She is very cute and makes sure you're doing well, but also doesn't tolerate any of your shit because she is a strong, collected woman. Her hair is as soft as a horse's tail, but sharp enough to slice a rose in half.

Broccoli is her favorite food, and she's so much of a badass that centuries after she's ascended to Heaven, her devotees will still be placing bowls of broccoli at the foot of her tomb.

She is so divine, you need to learn the Cyrillic alphabet before even uttering her name, and insulting her is punishable by death in every country on Earth.

Miguel: Do you know Lidia?
Ahmed: I think you meant to say Лидия, right Miguel?

by polyglotjew November 19, 2016

lindia

A rare beautiful jewel only found inside of the base of a tree. Commonly found where truffles exist. Whoever finds one is guarantee to have good luck.

Wow, I can't believe you found a Lindia on your mining expedition!

by ImigghtbeJasonsradfriend October 17, 2013

Lodium Scrote-Fold

(v). 1. The act of jerking-off onto your own nut-sack and letting it drip into the mouth or anus of your partner (male or female).

1. "OMG jennifer, i cant belive you let me Lodium Scrote-Fold your ass last night your such a whore!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

Lidia

-attractive in a graceful or delicate way
-Characterized by sharp quick thought; bright

Lang Lui (Pretty GurL)

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Liolitequtolwol

Pronounced: (Loi tiqut low) A disease that originates from a bacteria, usually from lack of sleep and/or sleeping in a cold place. The bacteria migrates to the esophagus, were it lays dormant until a certain temperature is achieved. Once at approximately 52 degree (F), The bacteria "Awakens" and begins to multiply. The bacteria then causes the vocal cords to rupture. After the destroying of the vocal cords, the bacteria forms new ones and make you sound like Morgan Freeman or another awesome announcer.

Guy 1: "Dude your voice sounds so cool!"
Guy 2: "Dude, I have Liolitequtolwol..."
Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm so sorry..."
Guy 2: "I sound cool though, eh?"

by TheOnlyAvester October 27, 2010

Lodi

Lodi is a small town in Northern California. This is full of cowboys, wanna be gang members, wanna be cowboys and a bunch of 40 year old moms who are addicted to reality tv shows and wine.

Person who lives in town: Hey bro.. you see my new lifted truck? I’m such a cow boy. Lodi is the best for us wanna be rednecks

by Yung Broccoli August 23, 2019

Lidiya

Lidiya is beautiful, noble, sexy, fun, outgoing, kind, loves other. Falls in love with the wrong type of people. Very optimistic. Enjoys life. Enjoys being in love little to much. Great partner. Lidiya is the most emotional person. Ambitious and Independent. Lidiya is good with money and don’t have to worry about finances. Somehow, when money is needed, it appears. By nature Lidiya is a skeptical being but keep your suspicion to yourself. Lidiya is very private and not concerned with the business of others. Idle gossip is not for Lidiya. She is a generous lady who likes to make others happy and cannot bear violence or aggression. She aspires to beauty and greatness, and will do what it takes to make her dreams come true. Her courage is unshakeable once she has set her heart on something and she likes to be in the driving seat, in both her professional and personal lives. A perfectionist at heart, she is in search of that rare pearl and can sometimes be quite obsessive.
Lidiya have the most talented personality. Lidiya be talented in so many different areas like art, sports and education. Lidiya possesses a conciliatory spirit. She is refined and fond of the finer things in life, meaning that she values wealth. She is very determined and strong willed. Lidiya bring peace and harmony.

Once you go Lidiya, you always go for Lidiya.

by JenniferBeau November 23, 2021